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Sometimes I Wish I Were an Old Lady Office Worker

from 3 Songs by Crooked Spine

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I wanna be an old lady office worker
Crush Diet Cokes and smoke Marlb Ultra Lights
Talk about my husband
And spit hot trash on everybody in the office

Maybe then I would be happy

I want long died blond hair
with dark grey roots showing through
Brag about my kid
And how he's really gonna carry the team to states

Maybe then I would be happy
Cause god knows I'm not happy

But on my smoke breaks me and the admin
We really fucking kick it
Telling me about a dress she bought at Talbot's
If I were like her...

Maybe then I would be happy
But probably not

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from 3 Songs, released July 21, 2017

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